are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
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