So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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