shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
My dad just said "fuck circus"
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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