So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
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