Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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