He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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