I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
it's great music for shaving your balls
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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