woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
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