Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
My butt remains clenched, sir.
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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