your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
you tried to scramble eggs in my dryer last night. i want you here in 15 minutes to clean this shit up
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
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