I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
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