i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
Randomize
