I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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