I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
Randomize
