I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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