he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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