I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
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