More tranny stories later!
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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