we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
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