Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
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