He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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