I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
then he tried to convert me to islam
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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