I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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