It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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