apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
The ass gains better be worth it
Randomize
