your parents love me but you hate me
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
I have post one night stand depression
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
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