what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
Liz is crying about burritos again.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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