Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
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