It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
PANTIES FOUND
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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