we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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