its not stalking. its research.
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
Randomize
