glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
he wants to bone in the snuggie
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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