okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
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