i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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