dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
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