We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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