my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
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