he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
please don't ironically join a cult
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