My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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