Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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