This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
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