we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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