It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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