Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
You need Xanax blowdarts
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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