I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
You are a booty call, not a friend.
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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