We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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