so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
its liver damage thursday
Randomize
