People with herpes should wear stickers.
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
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