I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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