how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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